fun facts about asexuals

1. asexuals are strong swimmers and powerful fliers, but prefer to spend their days wading in shallow water.

2. an asexual’s legs can be 30 to 50 inches long, larger than their entire body. 

3. asexuals get their rich coloring from their diet, which consists mainly of shrimp. 

4. don featherstone is the inventor of the pink plastic lawn asexual, which has been gracing lawns since 1957.

miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

chutzpadik:

if ur disability activism doesn’t include addicts and people who don’t take their meds and people who will never be able to be Productive Members of Society????

it’s useless tbh

710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????

coolghost:

amazing that there are living humans out there who have chosen to label other groups of people “justice warriors” and align themselves as directly opposed to them. opposed to justice. look in the mirror. tell yourself “i hate justice”. do you feel like a batman villain yet.

apsychosis:

blackyearlings:

today i read that people on the schizophrenia spectrum excrete bufotenine through their urine which is the same mildly toxic/hallucigenic substance excreted by toads through their skin

holy shit its true, people w autism spectrum disorders too. badass

Phosphenes n. the stars and colors you see when you rub your eyes.

onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it