These guys were running around in these body pillow covers Saturday night and were undulating like fucking Silent Hill monsters.
Eventually they ran up to us and did their thing, which was equally hilarious and terrifying. Aubrey lost his balance and fell to the ground while laughscreaming and they swarmed him.
Laying on his back and screaming in either fear or laughter, he was surrounded by wiggling waifus yelling ‘DAIJOBOU DAIJOBOU DAIJOBOU’
A braver man went to go ‘dance’ with them, but didn’t last long before panic rose and he made a run for it. The human mind can only take so much torture.
They actually made our night.
any time spent not looking at my blog or my cute face is time wasted tbh
whoever’s the owner of the white sedan
you left your lights on
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog
god i dont know if i should sleep or continue leaving my droppings on this blog, !
Cat’s Eye Wide and Deep
guyman: excellent cute prince of my heart
thomas: ooooo fuck boy fuckin giraffe lookin pube head mother fucker big ass legs paper ass fuck en garde ya fuckin sentient pair of legs
how can ppl like thomas more than guyman.
“When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots.”
if y’all aren’t including Jewish people in your social justice then you’re doing a shitty job.
if y’all are actively excluding Jewish people in your social justice then you probably shouldn’t call your activism that.